Off is Out, Out is Up, and Up is Back.
And of course,
Right is Left, and Left is Right.
A Drop shouldn’t.
A Block and Fall does neither.
A Prop Doesn’t.
A Cove has no water in it.
Tripping is okay, and often encouraged.
A Running Crew rarely gets anywhere.
A Purchase Line will buy you nothing.
A Trap will not catch anything.
A Gridiron has nothing to do with football.
A Strike is work. (In fact a lot of work)
A Green Room usually isn’t. (Thank goodness)
Now that you’re fully versed in theatrical logic and terms
go break a leg… but not really!